“Hi errbuddy. My name is Kaiser. I’m a nine year old boy. My Pappa is moving and he can’t take me with him. My new friends at CalWEAR says there might be a ‘sofa’ out there for me to crash on, either temporarily or permanently. I’m intrigued by this offer as I don’t know what a sofa is, and I’d like to find out!!!! If you have room for me please notify CalWEAR?! Thank you in advance. Luv, Kaiser.” 
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