ATTENTION SINGLES IN THE SOUTHLAND:
Do you live alone? Want to feel safe at home? Need someone to protect you?
With this boy at your side, the mailman’s arrival will ALWAYS be announced. Vocal sirens will go off for the trash collector. Alerts will sound for the neighbor kid selling magazine subscriptions. When he’s feeling spicy, he’ll also let you know when the furnace goes on. Or goes off. Or goes on again. Or off again.
Crickets will scatter.
Dust will spread.
The smoke alarm will cry out in defeat.
But if this is good for you, or you know how to socialize and acclimate a dog like Winston so that he no longer feels the need to alert the world of every little movement, give us a shout.
Should you take him home, you’d be rewarded with the world’s sweetest boy. In less than three minutes, he’ll attach himself to you and supervise your every move. If working in your home office, he’ll keep you company. He’ll even fall asleep sitting under the table because he thinks you need to be protected. And then he’ll fall over and wake himself up. At night he’s not happy unless he’s touching you.
Seriously. He will IDOLIZE you.
Winston is between 1-2 years old. He is neutered and up to date on his vaccinations. Currently located in North Los Angeles.
Anyone ready for a date?!